Day 14

Quick hitters to post or tweet:

• “Still on the lookout for Sugar-Free Pixie Stix.”

• “I think I’m having hunger labor pains.”

• “Carrot cake counts as a vegetable, right?”

• “Reminder: not every fat lady is pregnant.”

• “I could sure go for some empty calories right about now.”

• “Couldn’t work out this morning--too many old people in there.”

• “I lost the cupcake fight.”

• “Yesterday’s post felt a wee bit too seriousy.”

• “Some people say I have too much time on my hands. Let me consider that for nine or ten hours…”

• “Ran out of spinach, so made Green Monster with ice cream, marshmallows and green food coloring. Surprisingly, it tasted pretty good.”

• “Still trying to figure out this ‘kilogram’ and ‘stone’ business.”

• “Snack time. Trying to decide between handful of raw almonds or candy apple.”

• “Well, the ‘Buy One, Get One Free” cinnamon bun offer was about to expire…”

• “What is my ungodly fascination with taffy?”

• “Yay! Didn’t get cheese sauce on my brocolli (went with caramel instead).

• “They say nothing rhymes with ‘orange.’ Well, what about ‘car hinge’? Huh? Huh!?!

• “Referring to your personal trainer as a ‘sweat monkey’ isn’t necessarily a good idea.”

• “Rice cakes make dandy coasters.”